The Not-So Secret Life of Gio Musso

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I’VE FIGURED IT OUT

I’ve finally figured out how other males make hooded jackets seem so attractive to girls but I fail miserably… How do these testosterone fueled  with the same red jacket (from E.T.) as me manage to have several girls falling at their feet while I only have one because I tripped her?

After 17 minutes of research I had nearly given up. At first I presumed it was as simple as zip-up or un-zipped but after a couple trials I realized that they both have their own individual perks but when I rolled up my sleeves to wash my hands (which is what you should do after every experiment) I discovered that it is rolled-up sleeves that can make any person wearing a hooded jacket immensely more attractive! IT IS! ISN’T IT? Could it be that the bare arms of a male is a visual aphrodisiac to those attracted to men?

Can someone else please confirm so I can spread the word to others who are currently committing the fashion error I have been for the past seven years!

Filed under I DID IT AM I HOT YET? WAIT UNTIL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

I have never heard of someone wanting to have their balls kissed, where the fuck did you come up with that?

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